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Zodiac signs of the ‘RHONJ’ cast are a recipe for war


In honor of the onset of Aries season, dominated by Mars, planet of motion and named for the god of struggle himself, we carry you a zodiac run down of the celebrities of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey.”

Now in its twelfth season, the present is one thing of an anthropological survey of a rotating forged of ladies vying for energy within the privileged wilderness of the Garden State the place macro aggressions, mega mansions and unabashed camp and rampant rage run amuck.

In his seminal work, “Beyond Good and Evil,” Libra Friedrich Nietzche declared, “Under peaceful conditions, the warlike man attacks himself.” If we maintain this perception to be true than maybe it’s the deflection of battle that retains these girls from self destruction.

From desk flipping to door slamming, identify calling, hair pulling, brawling in parking tons and/or toddler christenings, nobody throws down or throws an insult fairly like this crew. This begs the query is their on display screen ire written within the stars?

With a large number of confrontation loving Aries power and loads of sq. facets. Special because of Danica Daniel, Danny Murphy and Evan Real for shining a lightweight on the astrological power betwixt these warring girls. 

ARIES March 21 – April 19

Confrontation is oxygenating to an Aries and there may be loads of scorching air amongst these broads, with the densest focus of housewives falling beneath the signal of the ram.  

Margaret Josephs

Margaret Josephs in a white halter dress.
Margaret Josephs cheerily surveying the chaos she has incited.
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Born April 9, 1967, double Aries (solar and moon) Margaret Josephs displays the cardinal fireplace indicators propensity for a name out and a pot stir. Indeed, an Aries on the struggle path isn’t not like a canine with a bone. Aries like Marg don’t consider their inserting, insisting, prodding, public outings as meddling a lot as a righteous marketing campaign of discovery. As Josephs defined on S’More Instagram Live, “I care about Teresa very deeply. I only want her to be happy. I am brutally honest about the way I feel and I only say things in people’s best interests unless I really hate your guts and I don’t hate Teresa at all.”

Truly, the incendiary nature of Aries may be very not often a few private assault and most of the time an instinctual must react and rectify. For all their firepower, Aries is fast to mood however equally fast to extinguish as Margaret revealed throughout an look on “Watch What Happens Live,” “I hold everybody accountable, even my husband. I say what I feel in the moment, then I move on from it.” Right on Marg, you retain transferring on and the remainder of us will stand upon the scorched earth you’ve forged.

Tiki Barber

Tiki Barber smiles in a blue chambray shirt.
Aries Tiki Barber ain’t afraid to stir the pot or ask the quesitons.
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Another Aries on the forged that doesn’t hesitate to say what they really feel within the second? Running again and unrepentant ram Tiki Barber, born April 7, 1975. Known affectionately as Tiki Barber Walters, he fearlessly, some might say tactlessly, known as Louis into query about claims that he had bodily assaulted a earlier accomplice. 

Jennifer Aydin

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Aries go for the jugular and favor arterial shades of crimson, modeled right here by double Aries Jennifer Aydin.
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Double Aries, (solar and moon) Jennifer Aydin was born April 16, 1977 and her strategy to battle is completely hair set off. As fellow Aries Melissa Gorga and her wrist attest, “she has violence in her and she gets a little gangster.” Blessedly, her outbursts generally spawn catchphrases like “little bitch boy,” a real boon to the English lexicon. Hot headed, Aries like Aydin are reactionary, simply provoked and almost incapable of taking part in it cool. As Aydin admits, “That’s all I do is I react.” Indeed the lesson for Aydin as for all rams is to reply moderately than react, and to pause earlier than pouncing. While the adoption of this philoposphy would in all probability be helpful to Aydin’s blood strain it could little doubt be ruinous to her reign as our favourite firebrand.

Melissa Gorga 

Melissa Gorga in a black jumpsuit.
Aries Melissa Gorga dares the digital camera and her costars to come back for her.
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Melissa Gorga was born March 21, 1979 making her an off the rails Aries with a calculating Capricorn moon. As Melissa admitted to ET Online following her cheese plate showdown with Teresa, “I’m not really an aggressive one, but I just wanted to throw something. Not at anyone, because I had made a pact that I wouldn’t throw anything at anyone, but I needed to get it out for a second. It was sitting there and I don’t know what happened.” Leave it to an Aries to take a vow not to withstand the urge to hurl issues, however to chorus from hurling them at others. Bless up child, preserve standing as much as make your factors and throwing issues at will.

TAURUS April 20 – May 20

Taurus is symbolized by the bull and natives run the danger of main with their horns. Lovers of indulgence; lovely folks, gout inducing meals and lavish environment they are often infuriatingly self righteous.

Teresa Giudice

Teresa Giudice wears a shoulder baring black dress.
Taurus Teresa Giudice sports activities naked shoulders and a naked knuckle strategy to battle.
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Born May 18, 1972 Queen Teresa Giudice is a cussed AF Taurus solar with a drama hungry Leo moon. I imagine it’s this actual solar/moon mixture that’s on the coronary heart of the enduring desk flip from season one. Taurus loves dinner and Leo loves a spectacle. As a set signal, Taurus holds on to poisonous relationships, canned items and most of all to their collected grudges. In reality, each Taurus alive retains a small backyard the place they routinely water and rotate their rancor. Bulls wrestle to ship or settle for an apology, encapsulated by Tre’s “I don’t want your f***king goody bag,” response to Marg’s put up brunch snub olive department. 

Ruled by Venus, planet of affection and sweetness, bulls may be shockingly superficial and downright savage in the case of appraising the aesthetics of others. Indeed, Tre is the forged member voted most probably to fats disgrace. The affect of Venus additionally lends itself to opulence. Taureans loves tremendous materials, carbohydrates and exhibiting their tastes by internet hosting fabulous events

One of the darker facets of Taurean nature is hypocrisy. Mercy, these folks can dish it out however lord is aware of they can’t take it. We see this double commonplace play out in Teresa who calls for absolute loyalty from family members and whole discretion about rumors associated to her however is unable to reply in type. 

Taureans put up a entrance of toughness and a veneer of perfection as a result of they worry vulnerability, proverbial chinks of their armor. Marg calls this avoidant conduct Teresa “lying to herself” however in reality it’s a protection technique that develops from the necessity to really feel in management and robust fro the sake of others. Much has been product of Teresa’s sluggish response time, to surprising or flying cheese trays, this delay is yet one more technique of protection that enables this fastened earth signal to totally course of their experiences.

Taurus is aware of their very own propensity for destruction, thus it’s higher for all events that they take this time. Especially contemplating that the choice seems one thing like Teresa showering Jackie with a refrain of c**ts following their dialogue of unsubstantiated rumors. Taurus received’t stop, even and particularly after they in all probability ought to, a high quality that accounts for Tre being one of many longest standing forged members in Housewives’s historical past.

Luis Ruelas

Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas are engaged.
Bulls on parade, Tauruses Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas share a solar signal and a choice for smiling sans tooth.
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Born April 23, 1975, Teresa’s fiancee Luis Ruelas is a Taurus similar to his girl love. In conserving with the Venusian preoccupation with aesthetics and possessions, Luis consistently compliments Teresa on the way in which she seems and lavishes her with items like a 100K Christmas automotive, an anniversary scroll detailing his love for her and a Greek engagement full with matching outfits and a critically beautiful ring. It additionally tracks that two Taureans would quick monitor transferring in collectively because the curation of a good looking and cozy residence is important to the bull herd. Because Taurus actually digs in in the case of love, standing by and hanging in by thick and skinny, I’ve a sense these two are in it for the lengthy haul and the lifetime dedication. Naysayers be damned and Marg be silenced we hope these two loopy children proceed to bask of their shared pasture and within the sunshine of their love.

GEMINI May 21 – June 20

Symbolized by the twins, Geminis have a repute for duplicity and because it stands all the confirmed philanderers on the forged fall beneath the celebrities of Gemini. Ruling the third home of communication and psychological processing, Geminis require copious quantities of psychological stimulation and distraction to feed their hungry minds. Highly adaptable and hyper verbal, they excel at sexting and may speak themselves into and out of all method of bother.

Frank Catania

Frank Catania wears a red baseball jersey.
Frank Catania places the gem in Gemini.
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Born May twenty eighth in an undisclosed yr, Frank Catania actually places the gem in Gemini. The thriller surrounding his age is typical of this mutable air signal which prefers to maintain folks guessing. Gemini will get a foul rap for being flaky and together with his lackadaisical strategy to ex-wife Dolores’s residence renovations, our boy doesn’t do a lot to assist the trigger. But who may hate on Frank, wanting as he does like Woody Harrelson’s beefcake youthful brother? Given his devotion to his ex Dolores and the truth that he didn’t cease consuming throughout a cat battle, I’m prepared to wager Big Frank has a comfortable, potato loving Taurus Moon. 

Bill Aydin

Jennifer Aydin in a black shirt with husband Bill in a still from the RHONJ
Gemini Bill Aydin braces himself for no matter his Aries spouse Jennifer says subsequent.
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Born June 2, 1978, Jennifer Aydin’s husband Bill is a Gemini solar. A mutable signal, Geminis are innately versatile, with a variety of pursuits and an openness to alter and ahead momentum. This signal favors avoidance over intervention and commentary over motion, preferences that designate why Bill would beat ft away from Jennifer’s altercation with Melissa. It is wholly comprehensible {that a} Cardinal, motion oriented, signal like Jennifer would view this avoidance as weak spot, calling Bill a “f–king p–y” for not defending her within the wrist battle.

The totally different modalities of this couple are additionally evident of their responses to Bill’s affair. Bill is glad to maneuver on from the trauma whereas Jennifer seems like there hasn’t been sufficient lively therapeutic and intentionality on Bill’s half to warrant forgiving and forgetting. To paraphrase Rumi, and for the sake of their youngsters, we hope these two can meet one another within the area past their variations.

Joe Giudice

Joe Giudice smiles on WWHL.
A real Gemini, Joe Giudice offers in wild extremes.
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Born May 22, 1972 , Teresa’s ex-husband Joe Giudice is a polarizing Gemini solar. Evidence of Joe’s Gemini nature abounds, together with however not restricted to his erratic on digital camera conduct and duplicitous enterprise dealings. On his Instagram web page Joe describes his pursuits as “entrepreneurial endeavors,” the skilled equal of an “it’s complicated” relationship standing. Yet, at his finest, Joe demonstrates the Gemini propensity for duality and the containment of multitudes.

Though he was inarguably an terrible husband, Joe has confirmed himself to be a young and devoted dad. Further exhibiting the Gemini tremendous energy of adaptability, Joe’s stint in jail has given him a match new physique and a brand new lease on life, one he hopes can assist others experiencing related setbacks. Can’t say we don’t love a redemptive arc, particularly when it consists of nicely needs for his ex and her new man.

CANCER June 21 – July 22

There’s nary a Cancer to be discovered among the many Jersey wives however phrase has it the women of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” are positively awash in crab vibes.

LEO July 23 – August 22

Joe Gorga

Joe Gorga in a tan shirt on WWHL.
Leo Joe Gorga is a proud, manicured, porn loving household man.
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Born August 21, 1979, Joe Gorga is a real lion king with solar, moon, Mercury and Venus all within the signal of Leo. Family oriented, heat and gregarious, Joe is a faithful father and the chief of the shot taking, bro hugging housewife husband crew often called the “wolf pack.” Hot-tempered and decidedly libidinous with a pension for prime pace and flirting with catastrophe, it’s unsurprising {that a} Leo like Joe would proudly admit to watching porn throughout his afternoon commute.

Yet, It is within the savannas of Instagram that Joe is his most Leo self, His account is a veritable echo chamber of inspirational quotes, aim hashtags, selfies and cryptic warnings about loyalty, authenticity and haters. It is right here on this kingdom of his personal making that Joe reminds Joe to “always clap for himself.”

Evan Goldschneider

Evan Goldschneider in a blue shirt on the set of WWHL.
Mellow Leo Evan Goldschneider serves drinks and the whims of his Libra spouse Jackie.
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Born August 8, 1974, Evan Goldshneider is a barely extra tranquil Leo than Joe however equally affable and each bit the household man. Proving himself to be as regal as his signal aspires to be, Evan graciously forgave Teresa for spreading rumors of his infidelity at his celebration.

VIRGO August 23 – September 22

In a shock to nobody, preserve it tight, drama averse Virgo can’t even with this discover of messiness and there’s not a single one amongst this forged.

LIBRA September 23 – October 22

Jackie Goldschneider

Jackie Goldschneider in a teal dress.
Libras like Jackie attempt, and infrequently fail, to average their alcohol consumption and keep steadiness of their relationships.
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Born October 2, 1976, Jackie Goldenschneider is a concord searching for Libra. Being that Libra is symbolized by the scales and balances of justice, it’s totally becoming that Jackie is a skilled lawyer. Libra guidelines the seventh home of partnership and people who fall beneath the signal are inclined to go to nice lengths to safe and keep their unions, together with however not restricted to catered birthday events and promissory blow jobs.

Alternating between battle averse doormat and nicely which means diplomat, Libra is ever trying to revive concord. We see this power expressed in Jackie who by no means fails to increase the invitation and the olive department to her frenemies. In reflecting on the dumpster fireplace that was season 11, Jackie gave a usually peace optimistic, marriage revering response, “We dealt with it, we handled it, we stood united, and in the end, we all forgave each other and made up and moved forward. And I don’t think there’s anything better than that.”

Libra’s lean on parallels to assist them perceive the world and join with others. We witnessed this technique completely backfire when Jackie tried to attract parallels between allegations of Evan’s infidelity and rumors of Gia’s drug use. As Jackie can attest, hell hath no fury like Teresa Giudice on the protection and Libra stands no likelihood in opposition to a raging bull. Libra types a sq. with Capricorn, a difficult angle that brings about pressure and ire with the indicators in query.

This is actually the case for Libra Jackie and Capricorn Dolores Catania who routinely sq. off in opposition to each other. As Goldenschneider admits, “We have a love-hate relationship. We love each other, but we get under each other’s skin. And I know there are things about me that occur, and there are definitely things about her that hurt me. And when we get into a heated moment with each other, like, the friendship falls to the floor and we just really get in each other’s faces.” This sq. vibe is tough for reconciliation and blessed gold for actuality tv.

Traci Johnson

Tiki Barber in a three piece suit poses with wife Traci Lynn Johnson in a black sweater.
The solar indicators of Libra Traci Lynn Johnson and her Aries husband Tiki Barber sit reverse each other on the zodiac wheel.
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Born September 30, 1986, Traci is a Libra solar with a Leo moon. Opposites appeal to and each Traci’s husband Tiki and bestie Melissa Gorga are Aries, the signal reverse Libra on the zodiac wheel. Like Taurus, Libra is dominated by Venus, planet of affection and sweetness. Aesthetically inclined, Libras like Traci favor lovely areas, minimal warfare and sleek folks.

Good luck this season, babe! A former mannequin and advocate for Autism consciousness, Traci displays the upper expressions of Venus. What makes Traci one to observe by way of battle is her Mars in Capricorn. The planet of struggle and can is exalted within the cardinal earth signal the place motion meets technique, watch and see people.

SCORPIO October 23 – November 21

Joe Benigno

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Scorpio Joe Benigno has open arms and saintly persistence for Aries Margaret Josephs.
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Margaret Joseph’s husband Joe Benigno was born November 12, 1955 making him a shadow loving Scorpio. In phrases of the bodily physique, Scorpio guidelines the bowels and reproductive organs, making plumber a completely apropos vocation for Benigno. Ever intrigued by energy and the mechanics of energy struggles, Scorpios like Benigno are drawn to, moderately than intimidated by fierce, inflammatory girls like Marg.

Scorpios are at residence within the shadows and tremendous with out the highlight, a beautiful praise to a entrance and heart persona like Margaret. Scorpions are additionally very a lot a few clandestine affair so it tracks that Marg and Jo met when he was engaged on her home, ahem cleansing her pipes, and fell in love whereas she was married to her first husband.

CAPRICORN December 22 – January 19

Dolores Catania

Dolores Catania smiles in a black off the shoulder dress.
Capricorns like Dolores don’t begin s***t however by no means again down from a battle.
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Born December 28, 1970, Dolores Catania is a experience or die Capricorn. Chill til they’re not, Capricorns are symbolized by the goat, animals that by no means waver on their strategy to the highest regardless of the terrain. Ever on the up and up, Capricorns are bent on betterment be it self enchancment or monetary ascension. We see this expressed in Dolores’s full physique makeover, formidable residence renovation and continued enlargement of her health empire Powerhouse.

Beyond and inside enterprise, Capricorn’s spend money on folks, an ROI that has paid off handsomely within the type of ex-husband, professed soulmate and enterprise accomplice Frank Catania. Leave it to a goat to not let divorce stand in the way in which of devotion or enterprise. Low key highly effective, Dolores’s Capricorn nature is written throughout her season 12 catchphrase, “I don’t start the drama, but I will stop the show.” When you’re proper you’re proper, Dolo.

Gia Giudice

Gia Giudice on set and behind the bar at WWHL.
Capricorn’s like Gia undergo no fools and bow to no bullies, you Uncle Joe Joe.
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Born January 8, 2001, Teresa and Joe Giudice’s fist born daughter Gia is an formidable Capricron solar. Within the subsequent technology of Jersey, Gia is the no bones, brass tax voice of motive. Capricorns are all about self management and Gia actually demonstrated hers by her clear command of the fraught scenario between herself and her uncle Joe Joe. By remaining calm and funky in her convictions, Gia higher handed the s**t out of her emotionally risky uncle. Evidence of Capricorn propensity for the artwork of the hustle may be present in Gia’s parlance of the viral success of her unhappy lady track “Wake Up in the Morning” right into a line of  branded pastel attire

As her bonafide bop illustrates, Gia has had her justifiable share of arduous knocks rising up, together with however not restricted to familial strife, public documentation of puberty, the dying of her grandparents and the jail stints of each her mom and father. Luckily for our lady, life will get simpler for sea goats as they age, issues fall into place and they’re in the end in a position to indulge within the form of carefree life-style denied to them of their youth. Keep climbing, preserve shining G.

AQUARIUS January 20 – February 18

Milania Giudice

Teresa Giudice in a pink dress with daughter Milannia Giudice in a strapless floral dress.
Like mom like daughter, Aquarius Milania and Taurus Teresa are each fastened indicators.
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Born February 2, 2006 Milania Giudice is a insurgent rousing area cowboy Aquarius. As a set signal, Aquarians are a contact immovable in the case of their beliefs, opinions and hurts. Add to this that Milania has an infernal, center finger to the world Aries moon and we are able to start to know why even Teresa appears to demure to this tiny warlord. As Milania says with the form of authority typical of this fastened signal,“You’re not forcing me to do anything, so stop.” Big respect M, battle the nice battle.


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Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reviews again on planetary configurations and their impact on every zodiac signal. Her horoscopes combine historical past, poetry, popular culture and private expertise. She can also be an achieved author who has profiled quite a lot of artists and performers, in addition to extensively chronicled her experiences whereas touring. Among the various intriguing matters she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip golf equipment and the “weirdest” meals out there overseas.





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